I gave up and I don’t know if it was the best choice
How do you tell if someone is drunk?
"I’m so drunk"
Humans are the greatest
(d12 + d6) Randomized Zombies
Treat as d4 HIT DICE monsters with either :
Chill of the Grave Area Effect:
Save or begin supernaturally Drowning per DM’s favorite drowning rules… very close area of effect, like within 5 foot radius (or d12 feet).
Grip of the Grave Slam Effect:
on a Successful Slam vs. Touch Armor Class
Save or d4 Constitution / Stamina drain
Illustration by Karla Ortiz
curse of shallow graves
I’m often put into this box that I’m a “know-it-all” and that really frustrates me. But whenever an argument arises (they do with me quite often, maybe that speaks volumes :/) in the end I just want to know the RIGHT answer, whether it be mine or my combatant’s. That seems to piss people off..? Maybe it’s the way I go about it. Like for instance I was playing cards against humanity recently, and I was pretty sure the rules were to draw 10 cards, but my friend thought otherwise. “Everyone draw 7 cards” she says, so I quietly tell her “isn’t it 10?” She kind if dismisses it, believing she’s right. So I ask her for the box containing the rules and start reading and she retorts with “Are you just trying to see if you’re right?!?” No. I was trying to see WHAT was right. But I was right, and I didn’t stop the game or tell anyone to draw more, I just wanted to know. Is that so horrible?