I need me some lovin’

fdtw:

I definitely mean sex.

I need me some lovin’

I definitely mean sex.

chillbacca:

I’m slowly dying from lack of sex.

(Source: fdtw)

I wish more people set me up to be awesome

Like, I have all this awesome stuff to say, but nobody ever gives me the chance to do so. You have no idea how many scenarios I have planned out.

Anything awesome you’ve ever heard me say, chances are I’ve been planning to say that for months.

Probably very little of you have heard me say anything awesome, come to think of it.