Dec. 26, 2011 at 1:13am with 12 notes
Reblogged from fdtw
Jul. 21, 2011 at 6:23pm with 11 notes
Reblogged from chillbacca
I’m slowly dying from lack of sex.
(Source: fdtw)
I wish more people set me up to be awesome
Like, I have all this awesome stuff to say, but nobody ever gives me the chance to do so. You have no idea how many scenarios I have planned out.
Anything awesome you’ve ever heard me say, chances are I’ve been planning to say that for months.
Probably very little of you have heard me say anything awesome, come to think of it.